Lovely Frugal Scholar posted a link to a coupon for
"two anti-aging potions".
I was really tickled by this phrase.
Witchery. Hope. Love. Magic.
Sounds like something purchased for the wife of a philandering spouse,
"apply this by the light of the full moon, slaughter a squirrel,
and your spouse will return to your arms."
While in airports I often slather my face in Creme de la Mer (free samples, who buys this stuff?) and warn my husband, so youthful will I be by flight end,
he won't even recognise me.
Potions, how often does one get to use that word?