Monday, 16 May 2016


It isn't everyday that one stumbles upon
a group of
staff carrying, dragon flying, rune wearing,
barefoot dancing, drumming, chanting people in robes.
But yesterday was that day.

Saturday, 14 May 2016

anti bad vibes

hyper sensitive

I felt compelled to replace my current
red dog lead because my new trainers
have orange stripes on them.
The clashing pained me.

Tuesday, 26 May 2015

fu*k The Man

Was chatting with an elderly neighbour and asked him what his plans were for the day.
He replied, "Oh, I have some seedling potatoes from Scotland I need to plant."
Eyebrows raised, sotto voce, "They're illegal in the EU you know…"
Old age rebelliousness.